Kids Say the Darnest Things

A year ago today, I walked into the OB waiting room to check on my baby and to get approval to homebirth.

Prior to this visit, all of our prenatals had been with a midwife in the comfort of our own home.

My oldest was 3 years old at the time and was very excited about having a new sibling. So excited that she happily pranced into the waiting room and ran straight to the receptionist.

Brynlee: "Are you the midwife that is going to help take the baby out of mom's bagina?"

Receptionist: "Uh... What?"

Brynlee: (even louder now) "I SAID, 'ARE YOU THE MIDWIFE THAT IS GOING TO HELP TAKE THE BABY OUT OF MOM'S BAGINA?"

The waiting room goes dead silent. The receptionist turns 50 shades of red and the woman standing behind her erupts into laughter, which of course makes the entire waiting room start laughing.

Kids say the darnest things don't they?

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