My House Was Clean Yesterday... Sorry You Missed It

My house was clean yesterday... Sorry you missed it.

My floors were swept and not a crumb of food could be found on my countertops.

My house was in this state for a whole 5 minutes. I tried to keep up with it, honest, but it is so... much... work.

I'm too busy chasing 3 kids and trying to run a successful doula business and finishing my prerequisites for my Hypnobabies instructor training course to worry about keeping a pristine house as well, so I apologize for the state of my house.

There are days my husband comes home and I feel like he is giving me a look like, "what have you been doing all day"?

There are days that Even after I've been cleaning all day I have wondered "what have I been doing all day?" I mean, I don't have much to show for it.

So, I have decided to document this event in pictures.

Moms, don't worry about your messy house. Anyone with kids gets it and if they claim otherwise, they are lying.

I present to you, my home...

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The following morning, the kids got up and got to work on the house.

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(See, I have helpers) 

(See, I have helpers) 

And as I'm scrubbing crayon off the cabinets in the bathroom, this has taken place.

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(At this point I take a break to nurse the baby and watch them have a "picnic") 

(At this point I take a break to nurse the baby and watch them have a "picnic") 

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I try to get my house clean once again and...

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Dinner time happens

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I'm not sure the color will come off the walls

I'm not sure the color will come off the walls

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They are building beds for their friends and pets to sleep on... 

They are building beds for their friends and pets to sleep on... 

I'll admit, I'm too tired to care at this point.  

I'll admit, I'm too tired to care at this point.  

But at least they are happy.  

But at least they are happy.  

And once all is clean again... Bradley pees on the floor.

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So once again, my house was clean yesterday. I'm so very sorry you missed it.